Collection: Greeting cards

Check out our collection of sarcastic, witty, and punny greeting cards. Find the perfect card for any occasion. 

19 products
  • You're a motherfucking grown up, birthday greeting card
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  • Thanks for putting up with my shit, anniversary greeting card
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  • Happy birthday twat face, greeting card
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  • Greeting card, Commiserations on being desperately, desperately old birthday card
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  • Let's get smashed greeting card
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  • Don't kale my vibe greeting card
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  • Bitch peas greeting card
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  • That shit cray, greeting card
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  • I pugging love you greeting card
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  • Greeting card, Congrats on the creation of your tiny human greeting card
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  • Chillin with my gnomies greeting card
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  • You are pretty fucking awesome greeting card
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  • Carpe that fucking diem greeting card
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  • Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Greeting card
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  • Greeting Card, Stay classy bitches
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  • Greeting card, "Everything happens for a reason"
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  • Greeting card, You're the shit greeting card
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  • Greeting Card, "Congrats for getting shit done like a boss"
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